garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
he thought i was a dude.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
i want to swaddle you in tequila
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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