you win again, gameday.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Randomize
