Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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