But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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