Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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