bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
Apparently my gaydar only works on americans. Frenchie capris has two topless chicks in our kitchen making him breakfast.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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