I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
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