Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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