so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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