Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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