she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
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