my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
I need a beard to bite.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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