p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
Just invented taco cereal.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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