i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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