Nicole vs. Life
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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