we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
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