gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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