I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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