D3 body, D1 cock
...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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