i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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