these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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