the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
Randomize
