My room smells like vodka and shame
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
We found him flat on his back, sobbing, 'fuck you stars' at the sky. No more everclear for Derek.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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