Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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