You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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