absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
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