how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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