you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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