I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
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