Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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