Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Randomize
