the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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