We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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