So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
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