im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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