Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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