How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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