So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
i drank out of a bidet.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Randomize
