So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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