Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
