I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
my roommate just showed up covered in dirt, drunk....with a whole ice cream cake that says "it's a girl".
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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