Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
