Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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