I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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