Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
this will be a night to untag.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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