So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I think people are normalizing furries
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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