So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
Terrible idea I love it
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