I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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