Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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