Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Randomize
