ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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