I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
There's no sexy way to moan the name Ernest. Or Ernie. This relationship is fucked
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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