But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i think i have herpe
just one?
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Randomize
