my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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