No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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