I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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